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Why Having A Toddler is Like Being At A Frat Party

THIS made me laugh and I just had to share.  I was at my share of Frat parties many moons ago.  It really is an amazing comparison.  Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

Thanks to Brenna at Suburban Snapshots.  Read more from Brenna here.

 

That one frat party I've ever been to, having gone to a Very Serious Arts College.

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three are in the bathtub.

9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over their digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someone's going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There's definitely going to be a fight.

3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.

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Comments are closed due to technical malarkey, but keep sharing and thanks so much for reading!

 

Hope this gave you a Tuesday giggle!

Bridget

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Bridget McGee  Maryland Mortgage Mama  NMLS# 196068  Corridor Mortgage Group.   410-960-2061 EHO   bmcgee@corridormtg.com or marylandmortgagemama@gmail.com

 

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Comment balloon 2 commentsBridget "Mortgage Mama" McGee • March 22 2011 06:16PM

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The comment box is open here, so maybe this is why mother tigers eat their young?

Posted by Jon Quist, Tucson's BUYERS ONLY Realtor since 1996 (REALTY EXECUTIVES TUCSON ELITE) about 8 years ago

Bridget, Now this is funny and with a lot of truth comparing the two.

There might even be a few Frat houses that have real toddlers. Thanks for the smiles.

Margaret

Posted by Margaret Rome, Baltimore Maryland, Sell Your Home With Margaret Rome ( HomeRome Realty 410-530-2400) about 8 years ago

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